Finding love used to be tougher than finding a Waldo in a haystack. Now, finding a mate is easy with the Grouspawn Date Assistant, the antidote for the poison of loneliness.

Disclaimer: We do not encourage you to have children simply to be awarded the Grouspawn prize. This money is for your baby and even though we probably wont be able to tell if you use it for something else, it would be wrong.
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    Lisha

    F / 27 / Fort Lauderdale
    My mom got me a Groupon for laser hair removal for my birthday without ever...
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    Kirby M. Johns

    F / 33 / Washington DC
    I just came across this site, and can't believe it actually exists. I love...
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    Shanna Holsclaw

    F / 26 / Charlotte
    I'm a southern girl at heart, have the accent to prove it. I have a...
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    Manny Vizcarra

    M / 42 / San Francisco
    Have lived in the city for ten years then hopped across the Bay Bridge to...
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    Katharina Dillman

    F / 34 / Ottawa
    I love the outdoors, animals, photography and family
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    sanju

    F / 35 / Raleigh / Durham
    I am a 34 year old STRAIGHT female from the US in MI. My home...
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    paul kanzy

    M / 28 / Los Angeles
    I'm a simple, good hearted guy, modest, loving, caring, passionate, faithful, Godfearing, with a good...
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    Brian Eubanks

    M / 32 / Tulsa
    I love God. I'm the pickiest eater on Earth. I've got the travel bug. I...
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    Suzzy Bernard

    F / 33 / Detroit
    Mmmm I will tell you more later..
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    Michelle Z

    F / 22 / Chicago
    Have a great smile. Fun. Plays Guitar. Ambitious. Canadian.
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    Sina Sauce

    M / 32 / Minneapolis / St. Paul
    Check out http://www.facebook.com/SinaSquad for all the details.
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    Jason

    M / 29 / Chicago
    As cliche as it sounds I really do work hard and play hard. I...
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    Jon Levey

    M / 28 / Chicago
    Here I am! A genuinely nice guy looking for a great girl to hang out...
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    Chad Croucher

    M / 27 / Chicago
    I'm awesome. But really, I'm awesome. I like to do anything outdoors, I only work...
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    Jen

    F / 22 / Chicago
    That's for you to find out... ;-)
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    Allan Weinberger

    M / 26 / Chicago
    Strong advocate of the shoe horn. I enjoy high fives, fruit, and brunch. ...
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    Jen

    F / 22 / Chicago
    That's for you to find out!
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    Kristin Kupczyk

    F / 25 / Chicago
    Everything in moderation.... especially moderation.