Why would you not use a Groupon on your next first date?
It could save you $120,000
* Groupon baby: a baby parented by a couple that used a Groupon on their first date.Take a look at our FAQ for some answers to common questions:
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Here's how it works:
- Step 1 - Fertilize
- After 9 months of gestation
- Step 2 - Lay Grouspawn
- Step 3 - Get rich off of child